Oct 8

Ian Murphy Male
30 years old
Tecumseh, Michigan
United
Ian’s Blurbs
About me:
this was an application for some reality show host thing. They wanted someone like the dudes from that Dirty Jobs show or the Man v. Food show

Who I’d like to meet:

the new ADW has been finished for a while now, but I wanna re-record the audio for it. That was almost 2 weeks ago. Amazing how proficient my sloth has gotten as of late
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Ian’s Interests
Movies I hope Eddie Long is innocent, but he nonetheless inspired me to delve deeper into the dark underbelly of sinning televangelists. My favorite has gotta be Marjoe. Dude realized the gig was up, turned himself in, and won the 1972 Oscar for best documentaryget it from Netflix

or just watch it on the internet

the movie ain’t really all that funny. The premise is hilarious and it certainly has its moments, but mostly you just feel sorrow and empathy for the old ladies and rubes being swindled out of what lil’ money they have. Gotta respect dude for his honesty though. And he is giving the people their money’s worth

after you’ve watched the movie and given yourself a few minutes, read this article

hating homosexuals and date raping teenage boys you’ve lured to exotic locales is quite another sin altogether. I hope Eddie Long is innocent, but regardless of whatever happened with all them dudes who keep bringing charges against him, his entertainment value is legit and he has been a very positive influence on the lives of many

influenced many, and maybe “touched” a few. HA HA HA HA HA

Television Vince McMahan needs to steal Ricki Star’s gimmick

 

Books haven’t wikipediaed in a good while now, but recently provided links to the most famous residents of Ironwood, Michigan and Xorazm Province, Uzbekistan
Heroes just realized I have another famous cousin. This 9th cousin 5 times removed contributes to our family’s illustrious resume in several categories, He gets us another civil war general (we got lots on both sides), another Governor (currently at 21), and another President (up to 9 now)presidential cousins per century
18th = 0/2, 0%
19th = 2/22, 9%
20th = 5/19, 29%
21st = 2/2, 100%

total = 9/43, 21%

if you thought Cousin Dubya’s 2000 election victory over Al Gore was scandalous and fraught with controversy, shoulda seen Cousin Rutherford’s 1876 win over Samuel J. Tilden

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